Stef's Horrorscope: the "I've got to get the car fixed or find alternate transportation because I can't miss any more school" edition

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

If something is broken, you need to fix it right away and then get on with your life. The path you're on right now has a few distractions and pitfalls, so you don't have time to waste on trying to figure out the best way to improve a less-than-perfect situation. Fast action is required. So have whatever tools you may need at the ready. You need to concentrate on forward motion in your life -- there's no time for backward glances.
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I am so frustrated right now, I can't even put it into words.


That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the "The Prof Didn't Show" edition

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

Memories of your last sizzling rendezvous will be brought to mind when you witness a private moment between two people. Be your usual discreet self, and move along without blowing their cover. Your gift for discretion will be valuable in many situations today. A powerful person has been looking for a confidante, and you will demonstrate that you are a person who can be trusted. This could open the door to a major career opportunity.



That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the "yes, Larry, I'm a spy" edition

re: title-- guess you had to be there...LOL

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

You have much more power than you think you do -- just with positive thinking, you can create a good day today, no matter how the morning starts. It's important that you not let how you feel when you wake up dictate how you feel throughout your day. The day's events are not set in stone. As each minute ticks by, you can take it and make it what you want it to be. Your brilliance is apparent when you turn a cloudy day into a sunshiny one.



That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the "See, Larry, I Told You I Was a Good Grrl" Edition

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

You've been very good for a long time, so it's okay for you to slip a little today and do something that's 'against the rules.' You shouldn't do anything dangerous or illegal, of course -- but give yourself the green light to cheat on your diet, take a shortcut on a household chore, or make a frivolous little purchase. Don't worry -- you won't get addicted to being bad! Rather, you'll remind yourself how easy it is to be good!




That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the Why in the Hell am I Still Awake Edition

Aquarius (1/23-2/22)
for Monday, May 7, 2007

Your mental energy and your physical energy are out of sync today, and you will need to adjust on a dime in order to preserve as much harmony as possible. Luckily, a lot of people close to you today are ready to calm your mood or give you an energy boost when you need it. Humor will have an extremely invigorating effect, so whenever you start to feel tired today, visit a funny website or take a few minutes to chat with someone who can always make you giggle.


(Of course my mental and physical energies are out of sync! Finals are nigh! LOL)

Say go to bed, Stef
==>Go to bed, Stef

he he

That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the going out of my mind edition

Aquarius

Daily Extended Forecast for May 02, 2007
Provided by Astrology.com

One of the hottest opportunities you've had in a long time is losing momentum, but that doesn't mean it's going to come to a complete stop. Do not assume the worst in this situation -- in fact, you can safely assume the best. Chances are, this delay has nothing to do with you. While you're in this holding pattern, feel free to investigate any interesting new opportunities that pop up. Channel your impatience into curiosity and creativity.
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I'm trying to think positive, but sometimes it's so damn hard!



That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the home early from school edition

Aquarius (1/23-2/22)

Coasting through life is not your style -- you relish a challenge, and you might be offered a very appealing one today. You are learning that an easy-to-attain goal is much less fulfilling than a hard-won victory. So take on a difficult task today -- it may push the limits of your capabilities and your energy, but you'll be rewarded with a delicious feeling of pride and a sweet ego boost.



That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: the Twice in One Week Edition

Stephanie's Daily Aquarius Forecast


Overview: You're ready to raise the stakes when it comes to a high-risk game involving your emotions. Hmm. The stars say to sit this hand out. Play it safe until you're absolutely positive you want to risk it all.


Stef here-- that's just it. If I wait until I'm absolutely sure, the opportunity will pass me by. The question is: should I let the opportunity pass, and hope for another chance, or carpe diem?

U forgot me, didn't ya? It's okay. Hope you got all the work on the farm done.

That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: first full day of Spring edition

Stephanie's Daily Aquarius Forecast

Quickie: Today, the simpler, the better -- complexity will only cause you stress.

Overview: Honesty and fidelity are important to you. It's useless (and silly) to pretend otherwise. Yes, you do have high standards. Just because others have different thresholds of tolerance doesn't mean you should change yours.

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
There is a curious dynamic at work today -- it seems that the simplest solution is the best solution in every single situation. Go ahead and save your complicated plans and intricate ideas for another day, because they won't be very useful right now. The more complex things get today, the more stress you'll feel. So keep it simple, silly -- there's no need to get all worked up about anything now




That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

My Horrorscope for Sunday 3/4/07

Stephanie's Daily Aquarius Forecast

Quickie: Challenge your intellect -- for instance, a weighty book or a professional seminar.

Overview: You know what you like and what you don't like. Pretending otherwise will only get you in lots of (easily avoidable) trouble when it comes to life, the universe and everything. Meek and mild really doesn't suit you!

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
It has been a long while since you've pursued something purely for its intellectual rewards, and you might want to address that today. There is nothing wrong with indulging your hedonistic, sensualist side -- in fact, your recent indulgences have all been very good for you. But right now it would be wise to swing the pendulum back the other way. Pick up a challenging nonfiction book, look into a professional seminar or even just watch some educational television



Stef here: I AM doing that... I'm going to school! LOL

That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Stef's Horrorscope: Birthday week edition

Aquarius

Quickie:
Take care of your life's minor details today -- make room for major experiences.

Overview:
Sometimes you have to break the rules for the greater good, but this is not one of those times. Even a natural-born rebel like you can see that this situation definitely calls for more law and order.


Stef here-- major experiences? Do I want to know what those are, as in "are they good?" or not, as in "OMG it's a disaster!"

That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Hmmm... this sounds interesting

And now, boyz and grrlz, it's time for another installment of

Stef's Horrorscope


Aquarius

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)

Romance will be all around you today, so if you want to, just reach out and grab it! This will involve some level of risk, so you would do well to remind yourself that anything worth having requires stepping out of your comfort zone a little bit. Keep in mind that romance isn't always about love. Sharing intimate hopes, wishes and fears with a new person is another way to turn up the drama and suspense in your life right now.
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I'd gladly trade the drama and suspense of my current situation for the drama and suspense of a new relationship. Reach out and grab it? Don't want to scare anyone off...


That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--

Back from the deep recesses of that very hot place

Stef's Horrorscope for 9/22:

Stephanie's Daily Aquarius Forecast

Quickie: Put thought into how to maintain good energy in your life -- and get rid of the bad.

Overview: You know that saying about spending money to make money? Expenses will increase, but you'll soon find an opportunity to bring in more cash, too. Remain open to all potential outlets, even the most unexpected.

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
Is conservation on your mind? It should be. Not necessarily the 'saving Earth' type, either. You need to step back and put thought into how you're going to maintain the good energy of your life -- and get rid of the bad energy. Take stock and do a mental inventory of the people who leave you feeling energized, and the people who leave you feeling drained. You can choose to spend time with only positive influences.
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Well, I've taken the second step (the first one was taken for me). Soon, I'll be able to surround myself with at least one positive person...



That's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--