It's Minnesota, dontcha know?

Got this from PB at Life is a PB Sandwich. I sent it to Saon because he lives there, and maybe he'll think it's funny (Jeff thought it was hilarious!)


I came, I thawed, I transferred.

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.

If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.

Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.

Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.

One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.

Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.

Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.

Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.

Land of many cultures - mostly throat.

Where the elite meet sleet.

Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS.

Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.

Minnesota - glove it or leave it.

Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!

WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route!

Minnesota: theater of sneezes.

Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there.

Land of 10,000 Petersons.

Land of the ski and home of the crazed.

Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the stupid river starts!)

10,000 lakes and no sharks!

There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter




And that's all from where I sit.

--MorelaterZ--