Of bad porn movie music and other nonsense
Man, I can't wait to see the searches that lead to MVL from the various search engines with that title!
Messing up search engine spiders since September, 2004...LOL
Anyway--
There are commercials on TV I could do without hearing or seeing again. In no particular order are the following:
1. Check into Cash. This business is one of those "Payday Advance Loan" places, and the music that plays in the background is annoying as I don't know what! Jeff commented that it sounded like it came from a bad porn movie. Now Jeff has never seen a porn movie, bad or otherwise, so how would he know?
2. Helzberg Diamonds. The guy in the ad leaves with the burgundy box that Helzberg's jewelry comes in, and he's walking like a stud down the street with the box out in front of him, and women admiring him because he bought his sweetie something nice. He's got a "mojo vibe" and he's headed to the restaurant where his blonde sweetie sees the box and gives him a major league lip-lock before opening the damned box!
3. BC Clark Jewelers. Their Christmas ads are catchy, but, please...enough's enough!
4. Kay Jewelers. All of their ads feature cute kids, attractive adults, and generally drive me up the wall.
5. Lexus. Husband buys wife a Lexus for Christmas and somehow gets it into the house to put under the tree. Wife doesn't question it. The other ad has a hapless man trying to get the huge bow on top of the Lexus he bought for someone special.
I have totally forgotten about Pearl Harbor Day, Hanukkah, and the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's death. I'm lucky to have remembered my son Marc's birthday, since it has a tendency to sneak up on me.
Daniel's birthday is the 14th. He says some of his buds are going to take him out to a bar because he's turning 21. I hope Daniel will taste alcohol and decide that it's not all that great. Fortunately for him, the following day is his day off, so if he does get plastered, he can sleep it off.
And I'm not understanding why my mom acts the way she does sometimes...last night, she tells me to do A. When I go out to do A, she tells me to do B instead. So I go out, do B, then come home with the desired results. Later, she tells me that she told me to do A, forgetting perhaps that she changed her mind and told me to do B instead. Then she turns into a drama queen and bemoans the percieved idea that she is going to have to sell her house and move into a Seniors residence.
And she wonders why I act like that sometimes ("Don't be so melodramatic!" she'll tell me). Look who I get it from!
So how was your day?
--MorelaterZ--
Messing up search engine spiders since September, 2004...LOL
Anyway--
There are commercials on TV I could do without hearing or seeing again. In no particular order are the following:
1. Check into Cash. This business is one of those "Payday Advance Loan" places, and the music that plays in the background is annoying as I don't know what! Jeff commented that it sounded like it came from a bad porn movie. Now Jeff has never seen a porn movie, bad or otherwise, so how would he know?
2. Helzberg Diamonds. The guy in the ad leaves with the burgundy box that Helzberg's jewelry comes in, and he's walking like a stud down the street with the box out in front of him, and women admiring him because he bought his sweetie something nice. He's got a "mojo vibe" and he's headed to the restaurant where his blonde sweetie sees the box and gives him a major league lip-lock before opening the damned box!
3. BC Clark Jewelers. Their Christmas ads are catchy, but, please...enough's enough!
4. Kay Jewelers. All of their ads feature cute kids, attractive adults, and generally drive me up the wall.
5. Lexus. Husband buys wife a Lexus for Christmas and somehow gets it into the house to put under the tree. Wife doesn't question it. The other ad has a hapless man trying to get the huge bow on top of the Lexus he bought for someone special.
I have totally forgotten about Pearl Harbor Day, Hanukkah, and the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's death. I'm lucky to have remembered my son Marc's birthday, since it has a tendency to sneak up on me.
Daniel's birthday is the 14th. He says some of his buds are going to take him out to a bar because he's turning 21. I hope Daniel will taste alcohol and decide that it's not all that great. Fortunately for him, the following day is his day off, so if he does get plastered, he can sleep it off.
And I'm not understanding why my mom acts the way she does sometimes...last night, she tells me to do A. When I go out to do A, she tells me to do B instead. So I go out, do B, then come home with the desired results. Later, she tells me that she told me to do A, forgetting perhaps that she changed her mind and told me to do B instead. Then she turns into a drama queen and bemoans the percieved idea that she is going to have to sell her house and move into a Seniors residence.
And she wonders why I act like that sometimes ("Don't be so melodramatic!" she'll tell me). Look who I get it from!
So how was your day?
--MorelaterZ--
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