Neko

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Exposing the "A/S/L" crowd since 2003

and lovin' every minute of it.

(CAUTION: RANT ALERT AHEAD)

Here's another slick dude who went a little too far.


maverick_140872 (9:14:40 PM): im 32
maverick_140872 (9:16:15 PM): and u
stef_leppard (9:16:27 PM): i'm 40
maverick_140872 (9:16:54 PM): im divorced
stef_leppard (9:16:59 PM): so am i
maverick_140872 (9:17:40 PM): kids?
maverick_140872 (9:17:45 PM): none for me
stef_leppard (9:17:50 PM): i have 4
stef_leppard (9:18:02 PM): all boys
maverick_140872 (9:18:15 PM): wow u husband loved no protection
maverick_140872 (9:18:20 PM): lol
stef_leppard (9:18:42 PM): bye

Well Jesus squeeze us, it's not like my four sons are 18, 19, 20, and 21 for cryin' out loud! And whatever gave him the idea that we didn't use protection? It's because of birth control I didn't have my kids one after the other like that. It took me ten years to have all of them, thank you very much.

What a moron. Where do these guys come from?

This happened last night. Just as I was getting into Blogger to make this post, another slick dude asks if I want to view his webcam. Um, no. Unless I know you, I'm not making that mistake again. I'm not interested in seeing your family jewels, got that? And that's what it usually is, some guy shoing his shortcomings on the internet. Do guys like that expect women to get turned on by that?

I don't have mess-up-enger to have some guy ask me "A/S/L?" If you're messaging me from my profile, you know at least my age and my gender. Give me some credit for brains. Chances are that I have more of them than some bozo who only wants to find someone to fool around with. Go to a bar and leave me the hell alone.

Unless, of course, you're someone I already know...then I'm interested in talking to you.

"A/S/L'ers" need not apply. If you insist on it, I'll sick Hannie on you. Worse yet, I'll sick Tank on you, and I guarantee you that won't be pleasant.

/end rant

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