Achtung! Attention! Attenzione!

I cannot believe the amount of email I get about property I supposedly own in a town I haven't lived in since 1999!

Just for the record:

• I do not now, nor have I ever, owned any property, in Norfolk, VA or anywhere else.
  
• I have not lived in Norfolk, VA since July 16, 1999.
  
• I do not want any more emails about the buliding on Lucile Avenue. I only lived there for two years. You'd think that any address that contains an apartment number would be a dead giveaway that the person you're emailing DOES NOT OWN THE BUILDING!!!
  

Can we say "DUH!"? I knew you could.

--MorelaterZ--