Stupidity for stupidity's sake

From the "It's a slow news day/week/month" dept.:

A recent study concluded that the majority of NYC cabbies are foreign born. No kidding, really? How much of my tax dollars were wasted on this insipidness?

The Britney/Kevin interview. OMG! Did you read their interview in People? If it were any more sugary sweet, I may be in need of an insulin shot! It made me want to throw up (all over the "happy" couple preferably). Kevin Federline is marrying Britney for one reason and one reason only: because she's Britney Spears! Duh? If the marriage goes south, he gets a big alimony settlement. Earth to Kevin: does the name Cris Judd ring a bell? Besides, you've known your blushing bride to be for all of, what, three months? Boy, can your kids be proud of you! Think either one of these morons are thinking of a prenup? Nope!

J.Lo and Marc in trouble already? Surprised? I'm not. After all, it's her that Britney is apparently trying to immulate (whether Britney knows it or not). And Mr. Anthony may be a talented singer, but he can't keep it in his pants. First a paternity suit, then he marries La Lopez before the ink on his Dominican divorce is dry? uh huh...I give it until Christmas. No...Thanksgiving. Halloween, anyone?

Saddam Hussein's day in court. He argues with the judge, he still delusionally declares himself the president of Iraq, and claims he's not a criminal, but George Bush is. Dude, remember those Kurds you gassed some years ago? Bush didn't do that-- YOU DID! By the way, where is Scott Speicher, the American pilot you've been holding captive for several years now? Don't tell us you never heard of the guy, we know better than to believe anything you say (you said you were still the president of Iraq for cryin' out loud!). We know that you know where he is. Oh, and your murderous sons are dead and roasting in Hell, or whatever you call it in your faith. Hopefully, you will join them there.

Qaddafi's daughter is a member of Hussein's defense team. Boy, you dictators stick together! Like you have any prayer of getting off. We're preparing your cell in Abu Gharib as we speak. Maybe Lynndie England will pose in a picture with you.

The Brad DeLong bug. Is this what profs at Stanford aspire to? To be a computer bug to force people to read your Michael Moore inspired claptrap? Though I was able to put my RSS list back together on Yahell, the BDL bug has taken over one of the feeds again. [insert heavy sigh here]UPDATE: that's been fixed...but for how long?

My ex. Text messages at 2 am, just after I fought hard to go back to sleep, are a pain in the ass. His not answering his phone when I call him is getting very tiring. He's trying to avoid me reagrding the child support issue. He says he called the child support agency in Massachusetts, and because there was a 45 minute wait to talk to someone, he hung up and hasn't called back. He isn't going to be happy until I have his ass thrown in jail for non-support. Meanwhile, there is a line to beat the crap out of him if he dares set foot in Oklahoma. Get in line behind the 18 and 20 year olds and their 75 year old grandmother.

Ken Jennings, professional Jeopardy champion. Frankly, I'm tired of this computer programmer from Salt Lake City. He's been on a winning streak for close to a month now. This season, Jeopardy changed their rules about how long a champion can stay and defend himself. It used to be five days, now it's they stay as long as they keep winning. I think that they'll be rethinking that change for next season. Jennings has close to $1 million dollars of Merv Griffin's money. Jennings also made it into the same People issue as Britney and her fiance (see above). Oh. Joy.

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